suspend:

i think puberty works only for guys 

(via succeeding)

nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

(Source: nerdjpg, via succeeding)

crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

(via honestbieber)

kittenstyles:

"They’re all allowed to basically do whatever all around the stadium except take the golf carts. Which Harry and Liam did, of course. He told us that they were riding them all around and him and a few other guards had to chase them and try and get them off" (x)

image

good job, harry

(via honestbieber)

meladoodle:

i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’

(Source: meladoodle, via succeeding)

wrestlingcrocs:

nice-wig-janis:

what even happens inside a dishwasher

dishes get washed

(via fake-mermaid)

versvcx:

fuck you but fuck me first

(via orgasm)

virguin:

If you were my homework I’d do you.

(Source: supnikita, via orgasm)