crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

(via honestbieber)

kittenstyles:

"They’re all allowed to basically do whatever all around the stadium except take the golf carts. Which Harry and Liam did, of course. He told us that they were riding them all around and him and a few other guards had to chase them and try and get them off" (x)

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good job, harry

(via honestbieber)

meladoodle:

i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’

(Source: meladoodle, via succeeding)

wrestlingcrocs:

nice-wig-janis:

what even happens inside a dishwasher

dishes get washed

(via fake-mermaid)

versvcx:

fuck you but fuck me first

(via orgasm)

virguin:

If you were my homework I’d do you.

(Source: supnikita, via orgasm)

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

(via orgasm)

sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

(via stability)